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Rabbit Meeting Shows Hopping Profits

In basket-case.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Cut-throat Environment

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

'Excuse me sir. Did you just say that if this deal goes through we'll all get a bonus?.. Or was it a bone?'

Paradigm shifters company.

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

Like / Whatever

'Clown-noser.'

"Yes, I know it's our anniversary… just let me kill these last two birds and I'm home."

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

"Start Monday...I like the cut of your jib, young man"

"Please, Dianna, at least give me a chance to rebrand myself."

"At first I thought it was screwy that the old man left the company to his cat...but fluffy has proven to be a great CEO!"

"Manager does not do tricks."

"I'm one of the best singer-songwriters ever to go into accounting."

I was the barn cat until the farm went corporate.

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

Dog Food Co.

Meerkats in the Office

"I flunked out of acting school, but it was good training. I know how to act like I know what I'm doing."

The freelance executive.

"And remember to always keep an eye on the sparrow"

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."