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I know hard work pays off in the long run, but goofing off has such immediate rewards!

Negotiating a salary.

"Can I order a complete re-install please? Not my computer, my sales staff."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

X-ray Psychology.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The Salmon Run

Time Machine Collision

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Fish snorkling above water.

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

wattle covers

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."