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I know hard work pays off in the long run, but goofing off has such immediate rewards!

Negotiating a salary.

"Can I order a complete re-install please? Not my computer, my sales staff."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

The Salmon Run

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

X-ray Psychology.

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

Time Machine Collision

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."