Corporate Comics Lover Pillows

'We've been outsourced to an Indian cool centre.'

I think that should prove once and for all that I do not tolerate name calling.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

Pizza time.

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

"I don't make the rules around here. I just enshrine them."

'This is the latest management structure...It'll help you see where you fit in...'

'Kroogshank, why do I think that you try to hide from responsibility?'

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

Business Promotion.

'I do good work... unfortunately, I don't do it here.'

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

'We don't have an opening at the moment, but if you'll wait one minute...'

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

"Your biggest challenge as our new manager, will be how to manage on the salary we'll be paying you."

"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

...your sales are rather anemic

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

Group of people.

'Stop complaining and be thankful we found a place for you in the restructuring!'

Man reading 'How not to get caught.'

'You've been with the company for 20 years Harvey, you make an excellent wage, get 4 weeks paid vacation... I'm going to have to let you go.'

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

"Your wife's on the phone...."