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"I'll have what everyone else is having."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Shake it all about sign on desk

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Brainstorm in progress.

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"First the good news - one of us hasn't been made redundant."

'How come, unlike some other bosses, you never surprise me with little promotions?'

"It's a swearbox."

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

"Josh, can you call my 3:30 and let them know I'll be a little late and completely unfocused."

"HR think we need to look again at your recruitment strategy."

White Collar Crime.

'You don't get a raise with this promotion, but you do get to call your work area a 'work station' instead of a 'cubicle.''