"I don't like our platitude Perkins!"
Corporate Cheer Up Pillows
Add a splash of comfort and humor to your office or break room with our cheerful pillows—ideal for creating a relaxed, happy work environment that encourages smiles.
'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'
HR - Helping Relationships
"Have you tried barking at the moon?"
"I go that extra mile!"
'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'
"At least we're consistent ... "
'Mr. Hickey really knows how to keep our stockholders meetings short and sweet!'
'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'
"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"
Team Work
"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."
When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.
"Anderson, we'd like to talk to you about your stand-offish attitude.'
"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."
'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'
"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."
"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."
Personal Cheerleader.
"We're a happy team here Benson - let's try to keep it that way."
"To avoid trouble, I've brought in a troubleshooter."
'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...
"That's since we did away with coffee breaks and issued time release coffee patches to all employees."
'Stop whining...it's just a head cold!'
"Is there a humorist in the house?"
"You get two coffee breaks. One in December and one in June."
'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'
"I wish I could give you a pay rise, a bonus, and an extra week of vacation, but..."
"Is it just me, or did this sales meeting suddenly take a dark turn?"
'Before the meeting starts let's all sing the company song.'
"I'm here to pick up your Christmas list."
'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'
Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.
'Hi, you must be the new guy.'
"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."
Corporate Cheer Up Pillows Collection
Corporate Cheer Up Mugs
Find more uplifting and humorous mugs designed to brighten your corporate environment at our mugs collection.
Corporate Cheer Up Prints
Browse inspiring and funny prints to decorate your office walls and boost morale—visit our prints collection now.
Corporate Cheer Up T-Shirts
Explore our range of playful and motivational t-shirts, perfect for office wear or team events, in our t-shirts section.