Corporate Accountability Champion Pillows

Plugging The Gulf Oil Leak.

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Under new blame.

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

Working in a blame culture?

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Johnson and Johnson will pay 572 million for Opioids

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

Investigating Yourself

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

Access Assessments

GDPR compliant

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

"You don't need pronouns in your presentation. That's what finger-pointing is for."

Facebook in Crisis

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Owning your mistakes at work shows that you hold yourself accountable, and builds trust and credibility.

'I am trying to bring about change.'

'Ms Simpson? Get me the Scapegoat du Jour.'

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'Management can't avoid responsibility for poor patient care...I want to tender my resignation!'

Be prepared to issue a public whoopsie.

'It's not our fault.'

Jobless Recovery

Civilian Oversight

'The new business plan is the same as the old business plan except that, due to layoffs, we have less scapegoats to blame in case of failure.'

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.

"Who do I hold accountable if you miss the deadline? Any next of kin?"

"Why do you call it a thyroid problem when it's been giving me an excuse for the 20 pounds I gained this year?"

"That's the danger of mono tasking...you're too easily held accountable."