Accountability Crusader Pillows

Civilian Oversight

Under new blame.

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Working in a blame culture?

Johnson and Johnson will pay 572 million for Opioids

The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'

Funny, this is the same pill the head of the price-gouging drug company needs to take so he can sleep at night, too. Pharmac …

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

Investigating Yourself

"You don't need pronouns in your presentation. That's what finger-pointing is for."

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

'Naughty, nice, nice, nice, naughty, nice. This you call a business plan?'

Owning your mistakes at work shows that you hold yourself accountable, and builds trust and credibility.

"But if I don't know the corporate values then I'm not accountable to them."

'Ms Simpson? Get me the Scapegoat du Jour.'

'The new business plan is the same as the old business plan except that, due to layoffs, we have less scapegoats to blame in case of failure.'

'It's not our fault.'

'Management can't avoid responsibility for poor patient care...I want to tender my resignation!'

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.

Navalny vs Putin

Jobless Recovery

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

"Why do you call it a thyroid problem when it's been giving me an excuse for the 20 pounds I gained this year?"

"We audit at dawn."

'This is outrageous! I could go to prison for sending miners into an unsafe mine!'

'Goldman Sachs defrauds the world!'

"That's the danger of mono tasking...you're too easily held accountable."

'All equality acts are created equal but some are more equal than others.'

United States Senate Ethics Committee - All members being investigated.

Nassar is caught while MSU officials remain.