Coronation Anniversary Pillows

"Cheers to a Fresh Start!"

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

Dating is so expensive...

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Mark Zuckerberg

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Regular service or affected?"

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

Things I love about Powell River...

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

The Monroe Doctrine

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

Sermon Applause.

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Cares and woes.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

"That was a long three hours! I didn't know you had an extended service plan."

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

"I propose we build a panic room."

"Hey...Didn't we build that?"