Church Anniversaries Pillows

'It's one way to boost the numbers.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Playing Fetch.

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

Killer Executive Suits.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'That's our mission statement.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Demure lady with gloves

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Sloaney Pony.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"