Coronation Anniversary T-Shirts

"Cheers to a Fresh Start!"

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

Dating is so expensive...

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"Regular service or affected?"

Things I love about Powell River...

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Sermon Applause.

The Monroe Doctrine

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Cares and woes.

"That was a long three hours! I didn't know you had an extended service plan."

"I propose we build a panic room."

"Hey...Didn't we build that?"

...As we know, Jesus was a carpenter... but I don't think he actually sang on any of their records..."

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.