Coronation Gifts

'Well somebody should have checked!'

"Enjoy your rain!"

King Charles III - How green was my valet

An awkward moment during the coronation...

"Any apologies for absence?"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"We won!"

Early Piety

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Baby Playing Violin

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Turkey Autopsy

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

If you're happy and you know it...

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Prosecco Peacock

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"This is Mr Jones, the new Head of our Holding Company."

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'