Coronation Gifts

'Well somebody should have checked!'

"Enjoy your rain!"

King Charles III - How green was my valet

An awkward moment during the coronation...

"Any apologies for absence?"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"We won!"

Early Piety

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Baby Playing Violin

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

If you're happy and you know it...

Turkey Autopsy

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Prosecco Peacock

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"