Corona Survivor Pillows

Home education, day 1

2021

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Let's consider an early dive."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"I could get used to working remotely."

Nonsense Poem

Covid and Restarting School

"With everyone returning to the office we've had to introduce some new protocols."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Unicorn Working From Home

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Sheltering in place.

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

Keeping occupied in lockdown

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

COVID Devotion

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Don't have a hot flush....