Corny Song Enthusiast Gifts

All the Corny Old Songs You've Shamefully Started Liking Now You're over 30

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

Musical Note Nail

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

"Music has doubled my income..."

'Well, John, in the past two years you've gone from being extremely depressed to being basically unhappy like the rest of us. My work here is done.'

'Always remember, son...there's an unsuspecting public out there.'

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

"It's the new church organ."

'I'm promoting you from yes-man to corporate stooge.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"Everything has been done to death."

The Only Orchestra In the world with a Mime.

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

'Scaling back public healthcare would be fine, but they'd better not mess with our congressional perks...'

"It's a slow hit man!"

'You'll have to give up wine and women. You can sing, but only Julie Andrews numbers.'

'Tom, you have always had a great ear for music.'

"And now, our newest hit song..."

'Nice to see your dept made a profit, Kimble.'

Suggest box leads to resignation box

"As far as I'm concerned, we didn't get out a moment too soon."

"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"

'If you sing 'If I Had a Hammer' one more time, I'm going to hit you with one.'

Boy Plays Flute With Backside

"What's the other half of our brain doing?"

Jemaine Clement

The Little Engine That Had an Identity Crisis

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Well, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

"My ears just popped."

'I need a divorce.' - 'So who's the lucky woman?'

'Sunnyside down.'