Corny Song Enthusiast Gifts

All the Corny Old Songs You've Shamefully Started Liking Now You're over 30

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

Musical Note Nail

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

"Music has doubled my income..."

'Well, John, in the past two years you've gone from being extremely depressed to being basically unhappy like the rest of us. My work here is done.'

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

"It's the new church organ."

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

'I'm promoting you from yes-man to corporate stooge.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

'Always remember, son...there's an unsuspecting public out there.'

"Everything has been done to death."

"And now, our newest hit song..."

The Only Orchestra In the world with a Mime.

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

'You'll have to give up wine and women. You can sing, but only Julie Andrews numbers.'

"It's a slow hit man!"

'Scaling back public healthcare would be fine, but they'd better not mess with our congressional perks...'

"I didn't send for a music teacher."

'Tom, you have always had a great ear for music.'

'Nice to see your dept made a profit, Kimble.'

Suggest box leads to resignation box

"As far as I'm concerned, we didn't get out a moment too soon."

"What's the other half of our brain doing?"

Jemaine Clement

'If you sing 'If I Had a Hammer' one more time, I'm going to hit you with one.'

"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"

Boy Plays Flute With Backside

The Little Engine That Had an Identity Crisis

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Well, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

'Sunnyside down.'

"My ears just popped."