Classic Song Enthusiast Gifts

"Well, 'My Mother's Eyes' are ruining my ears."

No Elgar!

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Old rocker.

"Free Bird!"

Bryan Ferry

Antonio Vivaldi

Large print rock'n'roll section

Playing Mozart to the baby.

'Caesar salad?'

Cello Concert

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

Ringo Starr

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Ray Davies

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

'Teenage Beethoven.'

Gustav Holst

Sergei Taneyev

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

Louise Farrenc

My Violinist Valentine

Giuseppe Verdi

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

Wishing you a very harmonious Christmas

'He's a square!'

Joe Perry.

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

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