Cornhole Competitor Mugs

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Snail Racing

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Danth battle?

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Runner going through hurdles.

Football player taking the ball home.

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'Big advantage!!'

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

Skateboard Olympics.

A Man mixing up his sports.

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

Rock, paper, scissors

Tug the Toggle

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,