Cornhole Competitor Gifts

Simone, don't! The last time I did that, I got hit in the head with a beanbag.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Board Game Hunter

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Snail Racing

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Danth battle?

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Runner going through hurdles.

Football player taking the ball home.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

'Big advantage!!'

Skateboard Olympics.

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

A Man mixing up his sports.

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

Rock, paper, scissors

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'