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'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Baby Bear.

Wow. A corner office at last

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

"The doctor will now glance in passing at you."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

Comfort zone

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

Lunch break.

Catching the Sun

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

'I think it's the landlord after his three months in advance lease payments.'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

A white cat in a hole

'Business is so bad even the shoplifters have stopped coming.'

"Believe me, you don't want to visit that club. Its members drone on and on."

'Hello, reception, can I have a wake-up call in spring please?'

'I know you said this was a four star hotel, but I didn't expect to see them through a hole in my ceiling!'

'I don't care what you say.. it's too cold to stand out there.'

"Now, do you see why I discourage employee fraternization, Tom!"

"We need to have a talk about the cat."

'I thought you're going to put the coffee on.'

'There's no workplace romance here. This is a mom and pop store.'

"The red tag items go on these shelves...and the blue tag items go on those shelves."

'Veni, vidi, vici vino.'

"You'd be a stronger parent if you got more sleep."

'Don't you wish we had a cozy porch swing to sit on together?' 'No, I had one once and the anchor came out of the ceiling and I fell on my caboose.' 'My, what a storybook romance we enjoy.'

"I'll say the old neighborhood has changed!!