Corner Shop Champions T-Shirts

ATM machines in shops.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

'You wished to see the house red?'

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

"Well SOME people might see it as buying a load of useless, overpriced rubbish but I see it as a brave attempt on my part to support a flagging retail sector."

Our Job Steward

'Such petulance!'

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

You'll see, Chet; sales will pick up as soon as this whole Internet fad blows over.'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

The Corner Shop.

"I'm trying to buy online what I see in your store, and you don't even offer free wifi!"

10 Items or Less or Else.

To get customer service please scream loudly 'Dear God is there no one there, what do I have to do to get serviced...I'm going to take my money somewhere else...'

Shopping Cart Races

MOM & POP, a wholly owned subsidiary of Junior, Inc.

'Sorry ma'am, but a rule is a rule.'

"I've watched you Bastable, you are domineering foul-mouthed and aggressive - how would you like to be foreman?"

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.

'There's no workplace romance here. This is a mom and pop store.'

Female Boss 5

'Need any help with packing?'

"You'd be a stronger parent if you got more sleep."