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Deliboys

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Artists of the wild west.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

John Wayne

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

Cooking Cowboy

"No Jake, you promised you'd given up the gun."

Bart is quite at home on the range.

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

"Don't believe him, boss. It's a trick."

Gary Cooper

Artistic Licence.

He was notoriously quick on the draw

Hip/ hip-hop replacements.

I think we are just too darn tasty to swim in the sea!

2Oh, it's okay if you're into neo-romanticist art. Personally, I prefer the soaring perspectives of David Hockney or the controlled frenzy of Gerhard Richter."

F&E clothing. Sale. That's very funny, Ernie. Ranch Dressing. Now go get the sign that says "Western Wear"!

Lunch at the Old Cowboy's Home

Saloon door for dogs.

"Damn the Uris brothers, damn the Tishmans, damn Zeckendorf . . ."

'No I don't care about your rules,,,'

"Wilson, you got your ass in a jam again, don't you?"

"I'm sensing an awful lot of hostility here, stranger."

"Listen here Pardner. Ah distinctly ordered the sole fouree au Fumet Meursault. This Hyar's the Croustade de Barbue Langrene!"