Corkscrew Crusader Pillows

'Let him struggle; it's the only exercise he gets.'

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Welcome Ghost.

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

Holiday Overkill.

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

"Security is lax on this side."

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'We lost funding.'

"Not again!"

Caped Character

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'

"Apparently we've introduced unconscious bias writing our algorithms."

"Is it a flag of surrender...someones washing or a rude gesture?"

'I would have called you sooner, but I had no idea you handled ransomware attacks!'

Mall Directory asks, Where's your Christmas Spirit.

The Trials and Tribulations of Superheroes.

'You'll never get me to take my baseball cap off during class!'

Bikes versus Cars