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Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Loggerheads

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

Sawrd Fighting

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Take your Daughter to Word Day

"Of course trees can walk. We're just lazy."

Man chops down trees to make wooden car.

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

Tree thinks about its lifecycle as a man is about to cut it down.

Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees

Man talking to a tree.

'Due to concerns about Global Warming...I'm through with cooking.'

The world's last tree was felled...

'Dad, I've got two more chargers for you to store.'

Lumberjack Interviews

"Maybe if we both pull."

Eric Clapton.

"Wait! Wait! Wait! I can tell you exactly what it sounds like if I fall and nobody hears it!"

"Ooo - nice! What chord was that?"