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The photocopier is chained up before the office party.

Copycats

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"Oh great, the printer is down."

Editor.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"Someone is at the front door."

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

"I translate books from English into better English."

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

'I hate technology!'

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

Printer Jam Session

"Sometimes I think you're only with me for the printer cartridge refills."

"Out of toner."

I believe it's all done now by a microchip in Milton Keynes.

'The printer repair guy.'

Sad demise of a workaholic

Acne Automation Works Outing

Printers Jammed

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

"Ahh, Dickinson, I hope that's office business you're using that photocopier for."

"Here's the problem...somebody set the laser printer on stun"

'This is a printers, sir......And no I won't have your baby!'

'Number 3, come forward and flash your paper jam light repeatedly.'

'Since Ed's creativity is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, we request that he submit only photocopies.'