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Photocopier Twins.

Copycats

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

The First Printed Bible

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Subwoofer

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

Birds with Headphones

George Martin

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"Hmmm... Just what I figured: a universal remote!"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

Elephant in Headphones

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"Someone is at the front door."

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'