Copy Machine Technician Prints

The photocopier is chained up before the office party.

Copycats

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"Oh great, the printer is down."

Editor.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"Someone is at the front door."

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

"I translate books from English into better English."

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

"Out of toner."

"Sometimes I think you're only with me for the printer cartridge refills."

Printer Jam Session

'I hate technology!'

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

I believe it's all done now by a microchip in Milton Keynes.

'The printer repair guy.'

Acne Automation Works Outing

Sad demise of a workaholic

Printers Jammed

"Ahh, Dickinson, I hope that's office business you're using that photocopier for."

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

Gutenberg invents the paper jam.

"Here's the problem...somebody set the laser printer on stun"

'This is a printers, sir......And no I won't have your baby!'

'Give it to me. . . I'll copy it for you. . . I'll put it in the bottom of our stack so it doesn't get mixed up with yours.'