Cooling System Analyst T-Shirts

"You need a new radiator. It's not your fault. It's not my fault. I blame the system, the cooling system."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

US Energy Needs.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Third Option

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

Critical Ethanol report

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'It just doesn't get any beta than this.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Industrial Beautification van

Camel In The Tent

Energy trap.

What We're Fighting For

'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'

There's no real oil emergency...

Bump in the road.

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

HS2 time bomb...

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price