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'You've got your favorite room...right across from the ice machine.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Tourists in Egypt

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

Canada's winter survival kit.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

snowman hitchhiking

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Rats! Frozen again!

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."

Ice Whaling

After the incident with Coach McKracken the Arctic Football League banned drink dumping.

"I hate this time of year..."