Cool Huntress Pillows

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Duck Hunt

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Paranormal A-Z...

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Bear Hugging Season Open

'So who needs sonar?!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Meditation

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Channelling on the Cheap

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'