Cool Huntress Gifts

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Duck Hunt

Paranormal A-Z...

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'So who needs sonar?!'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Meditation

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Channelling on the Cheap

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'