Cooking Teacher Gifts

"Once the animal has been rendered lifeless, the rest is quite simple."

'Even the dog wouldn't eat my homework.'

The home-style cooking institute

"Ms. Davis, the recipe says to separate two eggs....how far apart do I place them?"

Cookery Lesson.

"Cooking Tip # 23: If at first you don't succeed, feed it to the cat."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Keith Floyd.

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'It's all homemade.'

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

'Mary had a little lamb - with mint jelly.'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

Cooking with Pierre

Old Spice

Al Dante