Cooking Seafood Gifts

Fishing Catch Photos.

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Your lobster was off!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"How's the salmon?"

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Civilized Salmon

Prawn Cocktail Please

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Fresh fish

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'Catching flying fish...'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Dali Chooses a Lobster