Cookie Crackers T-Shirts

"It keeps asking me if I'll accept cookies... I'm not even hungry!"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Works every time.'

"Ninja bread men"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'The roof needs icing.'

Boy whistling at crackers.

Instant Gratification Cafe.

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

A complimentary biscuit

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"The cookies are always stale."

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

'The beer's not cloudy, the glass is dirty.'

(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.

"I need a vacation. Everything is starting to smell like a bomb to me."

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Accept cookies?

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"