"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."
Cookie Bakers T-Shirts
Dress your cookie baker in fun, quirky t-shirts that showcase their passion and creativity in the kitchen. Perfect for casual wear or baking sessions—humorous and heartfelt.
"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."
"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"
"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"
"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."
'Works every time.'
'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'
"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"
Do you have any cookies you aren't using?
"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'
"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."
"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."
'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'
"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."
"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."
'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'
'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'
The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.
'The roof needs icing.'
Miracle Mom #5,293
"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"
"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."
"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."
'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'
Cookie Surveillance
"Roadkill cookies"
Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer
' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'
Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!
'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies
"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."
What if retail stores behaved like websites?
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Cookie Bakers T-Shirts Collection
Cookie Bakers Mugs
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Cookie Bakers Pillows
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Cookie Bakers Prints
Browse our whimsical baking prints to brighten up their kitchen or baking corner with a touch of creative charm.