Cookie Crack-up Pillows

You Will Eat A Fortune Cookie.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Ninja bread men"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'The roof needs icing.'

Miracle Mom #5,293

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"The cookies are always stale."

'Santa, don't believe him. He's the one who ate the cookies and milk last year.'

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Because it's there!'

"I only surf the web for the Java and cookies."

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Cookie Thief

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'

Santa's Nightmares

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."

He's Tasty!

Unpopular Christmas cookie shapes

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

"For dessert I'll have milk and cookies."