Cookie Coder Gifts

"Unbelievable! Even Internet cookies made me gain weight."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'The roof needs icing.'

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Instant Gratification Cafe.

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

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"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

'Santa, don't believe him. He's the one who ate the cookies and milk last year.'

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

"The cookies are always stale."

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"