Cookie Castle Architect Pillows

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Building Sandcastles.

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'The roof needs icing.'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"Roadkill cookies"

Cookie Surveillance

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"

"I'll give you a cookie if you promise to paint me as a pillar among women in your future memoir."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Pierre was full of himself.

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

"I'm your surrogate mother, son. I just provided the oven."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."