It's so nice talking to you while I'm driving, it helps to break up the monotony!
Conversationalist On Wheels T-Shirts
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"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"
"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."
"Could I ask just one question?"
"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."
"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"
"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."
Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'
'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'
Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.
" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."
"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"
"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."
"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."
Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'
"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."
"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"
"Now can I be in one of your comics?"
Attention Span Man
Big Talk/Small Talk.
'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'
'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'
Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?
"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."
'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'
Speed Bumps.
"The Doctor is just wonderful!! He listens to all my irrelevant, boring stories!"
"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."
'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'
"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."
'I'm tired of all the small talk.'
"You might be poor and ugly but you're the only one who didn't blather about politics and climate change after ten minutes. What's your name? Marry me!"
Man sleeps instead of reading 'The Art of Listening.'
"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"
'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'
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