Conversationalist In Love T-Shirts

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Why we need poetry. . .

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Protest

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"No, I don't think you have 'multiple personality disorder'. In fact, I don't think you have a personality at all."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."