Conversation Star Pillows

"Over time my taste in me has switched to mature boys."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

The Art of Bantering!

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Bar Therapy

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

"She can be outspoken."

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

"If I had my life to live over again, I'd unlearn macrame."

Lady praises date for being a good conversationalist.

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

"I'm not real good at promoting myself, so I brought my mom."

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."

"Nice talking to you."