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'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"I'm thinking 'woof-woof' but I'm saying 'arf-arf'."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'I see an applicant being hired!'

'How are we spelling Dear?'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

"So Dennis, Daphne tells us you work for Delta Medical Research Laboraties."

What makes you think people don't respect you, jerk?

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

"I know I keep coming back to your obsession with styrofoam peanuts, but there's a lot to unpack there."

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

Final Analysis.

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

'One of his spectacles is bigger than the other!'

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

'How do you get to Bingling Bros. circus?'

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

'No, we don't take complaints, we SELL complaints.. If the sign said POPCORN, you wouldn't try to GIVE me popcorn, would you?'

"You draw clip-art? What a coincidence - I write Muzak!"

"Would you describe your gall as mitigated or unmitigated?"

"Dad, where did I come from? The stork?"

The social isolation of the entomologist...

'Why, yes, I am a Capricorn...how did you know?'

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

'Don't look now Muriel. But that Polyphemus guy has been giving you the eye all night.'

NHS England to ensure all GPs can work from home if isolating.

The Man Who Couldn't Say "When."