Convenience King Pillows

Drive Thru Blood Donor Clinic.

'I sent out for everything.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Uh-oh.'

Food van driving through an office.

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

Church Drive-Thru.

"To have a successful business, you need to identify a need...then go where your customers are!"

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

Kangaroo Pocket

'I'm tired of using every part of the stupid buffalo -- I wish they'd put a Wal-Mart in around here!'

Drive Thru Police Station

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

Hanging up the husband

Condom Delivery

"This is crazy! Why can't they give us one e-reader with all our school textbooks already on it? That way...I can ignore just one book instead of this whole stack!"