Convenience King Mugs

Drive Thru Blood Donor Clinic.

'I sent out for everything.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Uh-oh.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Food van driving through an office.

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

Church Drive-Thru.

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

"To have a successful business, you need to identify a need...then go where your customers are!"

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

Self-Walking Legs

Kangaroo Pocket

'I'm tired of using every part of the stupid buffalo -- I wish they'd put a Wal-Mart in around here!'

"This is crazy! Why can't they give us one e-reader with all our school textbooks already on it? That way...I can ignore just one book instead of this whole stack!"

Hanging up the husband

Condom Delivery

Drive Thru Police Station