Comfort King Mugs

If you drive Teddy to school, you can calm him down about his lacrosse tryout. Will do. Thanks for the pep talk, dad. No problem. Fester School.

"The damn thing won't even recline!"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Bookworm Sleepover

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Middle-Age Superheroes

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Pet a Puppy

American Idle.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Surprise!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Yours is adjustable?"

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'