Comfort Keeper Mugs

'No-no honey - that's Daddy's pacifier, here's YOURS!'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Bookworm Sleepover

"Man's best friends."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"They're comfortable."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Surprise!"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."