Convenience Seeker Pillows

DIY store / Get someone else to do it for you Store.

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'Sounds way too complicated, let's phone for a take away.'

"It's a gift card to a store that sells wrapped birthday presents."

"Press this red button and it will order up a take-away pizza."

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

"Look, honey! They do wine in pill form."

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"A self-cleaning oven? Can I get a self-cleaning room?"

"I can't be bothered to hunt tonight, lets just open a tin"

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

Modrn kangaroo pouches have indoor plumbing: 'Flush!'

BOOKS: 'Do it yourself'...'Get someone to do it for you'.

Convenience food.

Food van driving through an office.

"Here's your food delivery, you bone-idle bastard."

"I hate going to the grocery store, so I bought a refrigerator that holds enough food for a year."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

11pm chiller cabinet of last resort.

'I'm looking for a pocket camera,a pocket watch, a pocket diary, a pocket...'

Actually the drive through is next door.

Elevator is Now Equipped With Stairclimber Exercise Machine

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"This is crazy! Why can't they give us one e-reader with all our school textbooks already on it? That way...I can ignore just one book instead of this whole stack!"

"To have a successful business, you need to identify a need...then go where your customers are!"

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

Working Moms Diner

La-z-house

"You always take the parking spot of least resistance."

Helping Hand