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'Uh-oh.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Meditation

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Food van driving through an office.

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

Church Drive-Thru.

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."

"To have a successful business, you need to identify a need...then go where your customers are!"

Even before we began to order in, my dad was always keen to skip the dishes!

Self-Walking Legs

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

Kangaroo Pocket

'..or do you think we should go with this one?'

"This is crazy! Why can't they give us one e-reader with all our school textbooks already on it? That way...I can ignore just one book instead of this whole stack!"

Drive Thru Police Station