Controversial Book Aficionado T-Shirts

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Reading my Critics

The Dorrie Decimal System

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'He likes to power nap.'

Blue Stockings

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

John Bunyan

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Don Quixote

"Oh, this old thing?"

Sue the Author 3PM

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Do it yourself books.

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Moby Dick

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.