Controversial Book Aficionado Mugs

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

John Bunyan

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Don Quixote

Do it yourself books.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Stephen Spender.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Oh, this old thing?"

Gunter Grass

Sue the Author 3PM

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"Barb's such a fast reader."