Control Skeptic Gifts

Searching for a creative gift for a control skeptic? Our collection features clever, funny items that embrace their perfectionist streak with a playful twist. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, these gifts are perfect for those who like things just right—and aren't shy about it. Delight the control enthusiast with a gift that recognizes their love of order, high standards, and a good laugh. Perfect for birthdays, personalities, or just because you appreciate their eye for detail.

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Editorial Control

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Remote control pirate bully

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'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....' mockup

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

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"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?" mockup

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

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'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!' mockup

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

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"By labeling it, I control it."

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"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me." mockup

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

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Suggestions box in a toilet.

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'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!' mockup

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

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'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.' mockup

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

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Bedroom Traffic Control

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Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system? mockup

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

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The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign. mockup

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

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"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ." mockup

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

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A politician's dream come true... mockup

A politician's dream come true...

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Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.' mockup

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

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'What a control freak!'

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'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.' mockup

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

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'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for. mockup

'It's your remote. Hold on to it. Don't let other people push your buttons.' The kind of help men go for.

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A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95. mockup

A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

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"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."

"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon." mockup

"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."

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"Of course, Perkins likes to think he can make it to the top outside the corporate structure."

"Of course, Perkins likes to think he can make it to the top outside the corporate structure." mockup

"Of course, Perkins likes to think he can make it to the top outside the corporate structure."

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"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge." mockup

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

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"I am a control freak."

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Freedom Puppet

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"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..." mockup

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

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Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups mockup

Therapy Group For Those Who Are Afraid of Therapy Groups

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"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget." mockup

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

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'I'm going to have to go with the leeches on this one....'

'I'm going to have to go with the leeches on this one....' mockup

'I'm going to have to go with the leeches on this one....'

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'The government is offering us financial incentives to offer out staff financial incentives to offer our customers financial incentives to come up withsome good ideas for financial incentives.'

'The government is offering us financial incentives to offer out staff financial incentives to offer our customers financial incentives to come up withsome good ideas for financial incentives.'

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