Contrasting Combo Enthusiasts Mugs

'Listen, I like you, Chet, but I prefer to move a little slower.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Blend Schools

'The penguin is upset...'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

The Formal Street Artist

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

'She's going to six different psychiatrists for her compulsive comparison shopping problem.'

Hair loss comb.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

'I guess you're right again; wine and eggs do go together.'

New Milks

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

Apples and oranges

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'

'Was that a red light? You should know that it is highly unethical to take liberties just because the instructor is drunk...'

'Howitzers at dawn.'

"... and make sure your head is on the fan. That's the best place for a nap."

Ficken or Chish?

"It's a pluot—an apricot that self-identifies as a plum."

No decision is a great choice sometimes.

Ant and Dec.

A practical fortune teller.

Insensitive Driving School

'Toupee !!'

I'd prefer to do my test on foot.